Wow, has it already been a year? Time flies. Anyway, here's her birthday horrorscope:
IF NOVEMBER 13 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY . . . you are a rolling stone; you're always ready to try new things. People find you enigmatic and difficult to read. A sharp dresser, you could be working in the fashion industry. You're an excellent cook with a weakness for gourmet food. This year singles you out for substantial successes. There's romance and money in December. Signing a contract today will have long-lasting consequences.
(Birthday horoscopes are always funny, but it seems especially so for the prelanguaged.)
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